Some Gags

From At Random Comics 8pm - I get a text from my girlfriend: Me or football? 11pm - I text my girlfriend: You of course.

From Reality Check Why did Jesus move to China after his resurrection? Because it was easter.

F ro m LunarBaboon A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passe...

I just opened a coronavirus museum. It is closed until further notice.