Some Gags

From Mark Lynch The more I get to know people, the more I realise why Noah only let animals onto his ark.

From Mark Lynch Just a warning, in case you're thinking of buying a watch from Amazon. I learned the hard way that if it says you can s...

From Jonesy Me: "Do you mind if I leave work early?" Boss: "Only if you can make up the time." Me: "Okay, i...

From Mark Lynch Why are airbags so expensive? Because of inflation.

Darth Vader was played by Green Cross Code man, but his voice was replaced by James Earl Jones, when he tried to sneak in the line 'Sto...