Some Gags

From Dinos and Comics My grandma quietly changed her hair colour while taking a nap. She dyed peacefully in her slee...

From Jonesy I've cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed. Last night I went to ...

From Rhymes With Orange Him: "We should go out for a coffee sometime." Her: "How about 10 tomorrow?" Him: "...

From Andertoons I had an audition to become the trumpet player in my local jazz quartet today. Everything was going really well at firs...

From JimBenton I tried reading the dictionary in bed last night. I didn't finish it. I got up to p.

From Safely Endangered

From Faceless Scientists have discovered how much sleep the average person needs. Just 5 minutes more.

From Bliss How do you tell the difference between a bugler and a burglar? One of them has a bugle. And the other one is really upse...

From StrangeTrek Not all heroes wear capes. Spiderman for example; Spiderman does not wear a cape.

From Bliss Q: What's the friendliest animal in the sea? A: A cuddle-fish.

From Dinos and Comics Wow! What a session that was in the bedroom. I must have burnt off an incredible number of calories. I hate putting th...

From Buni Comic My neighbour knocked on my door at 2 o'clock this morning but I didn't bother letting him in. I mean, what person in...

F ro m LunarBaboon I went to see my doctor about my insomnia. Unfortunately, it turned out that the surgery isn't open at half thre...

From Looks Good On Paper Just 2 more sleeps until blokes start shopping for that perfect gift.

  From OffTheMark Humans are the animal that finds it hardest to get to sleep (not counting sheep).

From Bound and Gagged I understand now why my cat sleeps so much. She's living life on paws.

From Bizarro From Waynovision Insomnia is awful. But on the plus side... ...only three more sleeps till Christmas.

From GoatToSelf After a long discussion and practical evaluation, my wife and I decided we don't want to have kids. We'll be te...

From Dinos and Comics My sex dreams are so realistic . . . that I'm not even in them.

From Dark Side Of The Horse You know, playing Tetris has taught me a valuable life lesson. If you try to fit in, you'll disappear....