Some Gags

From Safely Endangered My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, " Do you smoke or drink coffee?" I told him, "I drink ...

From Rhymes With Orange I'm not saying people in my area have bad teeth but . . . . . . one woman just smiled in Tesco and the barco...

From Speedbump I am looking for someone to brush their teeth with me... I just found out that 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won...

From OffTheMark That's the last time I use a Chinese barber. I asked for a Number 4 all over and I'm still trying to get the ch...

From Will McPhail I've got a glass of water by the side of my bed. I can't wait to sink my teeth into it.

From Dinos and Comics I've got a glass of water by the side of my bed. I can't wait to sink my teeth into it.

From Bizarro