Some Gags

From Jonesy As a young child my mother told me that I could be anyone I wanted to be. It turns out, this is called identity theft.

From FoodBeast I spotted someone stealing something from the Apple Store. So new, I'm an iWitness.

From Buni Comic Stealing clothes from washing lines. Been there, done that, got the tee shirt.

From Bliss How do you tell the difference between a bugler and a burglar? One of them has a bugle. And the other one is really upse...

From Loose Parts I got home today and all the doors were wide open and everything was gone. What sort of person does a thing like that to so...

From Ellis Rosen My local cinema lost almost £1000 in a smash and grab raid yesterday. The thieves got away with two cartons of popcor...

From Buni Comic Some scumbags have nicked a tree from our garden. It doesn't look right now there's a gap where the tree should be. ...

From Rhymes With Orange When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

From Skeleton Claw The most flamboyant chess player of the 80's was Grandmaster Flash.

From Strange Brew My mate David was a victim of ID theft. Now we just call him Dav.

From Liniers Cartoon I hate hotel towels. Sometimes they're so thick and fluffy I can hardly close my suitcase.

From Rhymes With Orange There's no "i" in "team". But there are two in "schizophrenia".

  From Matt Davies I've just been reading a very sad story about the man in Saudi Arabia who had to return the items that he stole ...

From Cyanide & Happiness

From LunarBaboon