Some Gags

As a child all I wanted was to be a time traveller like my grandson and his grandson before him.

From Jonesy Me: "Do you mind if I leave work early?" Boss: "Only if you can make up the time." Me: "Okay, i...

From Adrienne Hedger I can't be bothered with all the palaver of altering all the clocks in my house. So, I've decided to just watc...

From Mark Lynch They say that time is a great healer. Which would explain why doctor's surgeries make you wait 3 weeks for an appoi...

When I woke up this morning my alarm clock was playing The Brandenburg Concertos. My wife told me not to worry as it always goes Bach a...

From Portsherry If you can't remember whether to put your clocks forward or back this weekend, here's a handy phrase to help you re...

From Bliss Einstein asks his wife what she needed from him. She replied, "Just two things, space and time." Einstein: "O...

From Dave Granlund When I was young, I was poor. But after years of hard, honest and painstaking work, I'm no longer young.

From Dilbert I'd been with my girlfriend for a while, and I knew it was the right time to say what I wanted to say to her. So ...

From Moderately Confused Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

From Infinite Guff This lockdown is giving me the chance to do things I didn't' get around to before. I was in my garden earlier an...

  From Rhymes With Orange Garden centres can't reopen fast enough for me, I've been living on borrowed thyme.   - Gary Delaney ...

From xkcd

From Fowl Language Comics

From smbc

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From Bizarro