Some Gags

From Buni Comic My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-...

From Dogs on the 4th Why shouldn't you put a toaster in the bathtub? Because your toast will get soggy.

From Bliss Congratulations to my wife who reached a new culinary milestone today. She set off the neighbour's smoke alarm.

From Bliss Two DJs are talking in the pub. "Wanna go see a movie tonight?" asks one. "Dunno" replies the other, ...

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife !" That won ...