Some Gags

From Dogs on the 4th Why shouldn't you put a toaster in the bathtub? Because your toast will get soggy.

From Mark Lynch I bought myself a new smart TV. Now I can't watch Celebrity Big Brother. It will only let me watch The Open Univ...

From Marketoonist I had a fight with my alarm clock this morning. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm cl...

From Bliss Two DJs are talking in the pub. "Wanna go see a movie tonight?" asks one. "Dunno" replies the other, ...