Some Gags

From Liz Climo Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? Because dogs can't whistle.

From Speedbump My wife and I are looking for someone to play the harmonica while we have sex. No weirdos please.

From Loose Parts Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.

From Toonhole I went to the swimming baths today and had a pee in the deep end. The lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle so loud that...