Some Gags

From BerkeleyMews Just impressed a woman with a bottle of lemonade. I Schwepped her off her feet.

From BerkeleyMews My wife screamed, "You haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" I was taken aback: ...

From BerkeleyMews You come from dust; you will return to dust. That's why I don't dust. It could be someone I know.

From BerkeleyMews I once took a slightly damaged stuffed dog on the Antiques Roadshow. The expert said, "This is very rare, do yo...

From BerkeleyMews I almost caught a bloke in bed with my missus last night, but he dived out the window as I burst into the bedroom. S...

From BerkeleyMews I had a vasectomy so that my wife wouldn't get pregnant. But it turns out that all it does is change the colou...

  From BerkeleyMews There's a strange new trend at the office. People are putting names on food in the fridge. Today I had a tuna...

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