Some Gags

From Bliss My son: Dad, I’ve lost my dictionary. Me: Have you looked upstairs? My son: Dad! I can’t look ...

From Bliss My sex change operation from male to female went really well. It was so successful, I'm still ...

From Bliss "Hello, is that the cricket club?" "Yes." "Could I speak to Mike please?...

From Bliss What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabradoodle.

From Bliss I bought a mail order bride but I was out when she was delivered so now she’s married to the bloke next do...

From Bliss My Wife and I were recommended to try a sperm donor. So we did, but neither of us liked it. Next time we're sticking ...

From Bliss This morning my wife called to tell me that she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work....

From Bliss Interviewer: "This says you tend to jump to conclusions" Me: "So I'm hired?"

From Bliss So, the Movember Moustache was finally shaved off this morning. I'm so happy . . . my wife was starting to look like Tom...

From Bliss A piece of pumpkin pie costs $2.00 in Jamaica and $2.45 in Barbados. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

From Bliss From Bliss Can anyone give me an estimate of how many ball parks there are?

From Bliss I just failed my abseiling exam. I let myself down badly there.

From Bliss People say I'm shallow. Which is great, as it means they're talking about me.

From Bliss Ladies, if a guy: - remembers your birthday - knows what you enjoy - saves your pictures - harvests your data - keeps your passwo...

From Bliss How do you tell the difference between a bugler and a burglar? One of them has a bugle. And the other one is really upse...

From Bliss Does anyone know where the Tesco staff Christmas party is being held this year? I've been using the self-checkout all ye...

From Bliss I managed to get all my Christmas shopping done this morning. I hope that everyone likes Halloween costumes.

From Bliss An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The...

From Bliss I couldn't believe it today when I came home and was told by my wife that my 5-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Sh...

From Bliss Q: What's the friendliest animal in the sea? A: A cuddle-fish.