Some Gags

From Dinos and Comics My grandma quietly changed her hair colour while taking a nap. She dyed peacefully in her slee...

From Dinos and Comics The hardest part of joining Hypochondriacs Anonymous . . . . . . is admitting that you don't have a problem.

From Dinos and Comics Why does David Hasselhoff call himself The Hof? Because it's less hassle.

From Dinos and Comics I started my dream job today. I get my own £200,000 company car and a corner window with a view of the city. ...

From Dinos and Comics Wow! What a session that was in the bedroom. I must have burnt off an incredible number of calories. I hate putting th...

From Dinos and Comics I saw a sign in a restaurant. "Chicken Dinner: £1.50" I went in and ordered one. The waiter brought me a pla...

From Dinos and Comics My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. Man, I sure am lucky! I mean, first I ...

From Dinos and Comics We just finished our Christmas dinner this weekend. These slow cookers are rubbish.

From Dinos and Comics How are unicorns fake but giraffes are real? What's more believable, a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel ...

From Dinos and Comics Remember, there are no strangers, only friends you haven't alienated yet.

From Dinos and Comics Concentrate. Make sure you avoid getting distracted at all costs. Otherwise, you'll end Up is such a great...

From Dinos and Comics My sex dreams are so realistic . . . that I'm not even in them.

From Dinos and Comics The economy in the UK is getting so dire that the elderly aren't getting to enjoy their retirement. The BBC i...

From Dinos and Comics I've just started my new job at the recycling plant. They've got me melting down all the old 60's Motown v...

From Dinos and Comics Interviewer: "Any weaknesses?" Me: "Sometimes I'm ill prepared" Interviewer: "Can you giv...

From Dinos and Comics I was about to tell you a time travelling joke. But you guys didn't like it.

From Dinos and Comics My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house. I told her it was because I thought Mark Zuckerberg might be lis...

From Dinos and Comics My car is in such poor condition the resale value goes up and down depending on how much petrol is in it.

From Dinos and Comics I love red wine. In fact, I've just joined a wine club. We meet at 9 o'clock every morning in the park...

From Dinos and Comics I've got a glass of water by the side of my bed. I can't wait to sink my teeth into it.