Some Gags

From Half-Full I used to find it annoying enough when I got my signature wrong. But now, thanks to my new iPhone, I sometimes get my fa...

From Half-Full My girlfriend's cat died so I bought her another one just like it. She was furious. "What am I going to do ...

From Half-Full Dear Marje Q. My child had decided not to eat meat. What can I replace it with? A. A dog. Dogs love meat.