Some Gags

From Liz Climo Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? Because dogs can't whistle.

From Liz Climo My mate suggested that we go to a fancy dress party as a pheasant and a grouse. Well, I'm game ...

From Liz Climo I've just been to my Nan's house, and fair play to her, at 94, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobweb...

From Liz Climo I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector because the constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me...

From Liz Climo The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, "You have a cute baby." The smiling husband said, "I be...

From Liz Climo Interviewer: What would you say are your st... Me: Strengths? Making inferences from minimal data. Interviewer: Okay, and...

  From Liz Climo Cop: "We found evidence – a raspberry beret outside the second-hand store" Forensic Technician: ...

From Liz Climo An elderly woman is going through some old boxes of clothes. She picks out one item, turns to her husband of forty years ...

From Liz Climo There must be another planet somewhere with worms. Otherwise, why would we call ours "Earth" worms?

From Liz Climo The recent fuel price increases don't affect me… I only ever put £20 in.

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From Liz Climo From Liz Climo I bumped into a man with a white stick and a guide dog. I said, "You must be blind". He said, ...

From Liz Climo The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune, but the chick peas can only hummus one.

From Liz Climo Ken Dodd said he wanted to leave a quilt on my floor. I said "Over my bed, Doddy".

From Liz Climo What do you call a baby deer that can write with both front hooves? Bambidextrous

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