Some Gags

From Reality Check I find it really embarrassing when guests visit my house and my dog sniffs their crotch. ...

From Reality Check From Speedbump If you're American when you go into the toilet And American when you leave the toilet What are you whi...

From Reality Check Banks need to get better at re-stocking their ATMs before Christmas. This is the 5th one I've been to that has i...

From Reality Check I just got a paper cut from a risk assessment form.

From Reality Check To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.

From Reality Check It's officially the season where you've got to ask your mum whether you're allowed to eat food or if it'...

From Reality Check I passed my driving test even though I kept forgetting to use my rear view mirror and I haven't looked back since. ...

From Reality Check Our WiFi went down last night and all the kids came running out of their rooms. Blimey, they haven't half grown!...

From Reality Check Why did Jesus move to China after his resurrection? Because it was easter.

From Speedbump From Reality Check Bottled water companies don't produce water. They produce plastic bottles.

From Reality Check A Traditional Family Christmas It wasn't until that first Christmas with your family that I realised how we all d...

From Reality Check Son: "Dad, what's an alcoholic?" Me: "Do you see those four trees? Well, an alcoholic would see ei...

From Reality Check I don't want to brag but I just put my USB stick into my laptop the right way round on the first attempt. Pro ti...

From Reality Check When I was growing up there were only 25 letters in the Alphabet. Nobody knew why.

From Reality Check My Valentine's Day Plans 1. Breakfast in bed 2. Chocolates 3. Watch a romantic film 4. Dinner for two ...

From Reality Check While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head....

From Reality Check Three guys decide to stop for a drink after work on Christmas Eve. One thing leads to another and they end up on an all ...

From Reality Check I just watched a pirated film. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give a 3.14.

From Reality Check Me: "The kids haven't eaten their vegetables" Wife: "Ok just throw them out" [later] ...

From Reality Check A T-Rex and a Velociraptor are sitting in a bar. The velociraptor points to a triceratops in the corner and says, "...