Some Gags

From Twonk Comics And for anyone who missed it, let Roger McGough guide you toward other eclipses: The hamburger flipped ...

From Twonk Comics Fortune Teller Buying Clothes Shop Assistant: How about this one? Fortune Teller: That shirt is to...

From Twonk Comics A Scotsman, a Welshman and an Irishman enter a bar. The bartender says, “This doesn’t seem right, ...

From Twonk Comics One red card, two penalties, five goals, eleven minutes of extra time and a blood pressure too high to count. ...

From Twonk Comics My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly . . . I'm not a fan. ...

From Twonk Comics After spending 20 minutes trying to get the wife’s bra off, I’ve given up. I wish that I’d never p...

From Twonk Comics I was in a taxi the other day and the driver asked, “Is it okay if I put some music on?” I responded, ...

From Twonk Comics Date: "What do you do?" Me: *holds up menu* "You just choose a meal from this book of food"

From Twonk Comics Why is a massage like a fairy tale? They're both better with a happy ending.

From Twonk Comics Top Tip: Relax twice as fast by playing your mindfulness meditation at double speed.

From Twonk Comics Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger!

From Twonk Comics Husband: I heard a rumour that the postman's slept with all the women on our street, except for one. Wife: I bet ...

From Twonk Comics I've got an Abba song stuck in my head, I'll be singing it all day knowing me!

From Twonk Comics I got myself a vegetable patch. It's going really well and now I've completely given up eating vegetables.   ...