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Showing posts with label War and Peas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label War and Peas. Show all posts
Monday, 11 August 2025

Bikini Body

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From War and Peas My doctor says I should think about getting my stomach stapled. It's great that at my age he still believes I...
Monday, 16 June 2025

Never Enough

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From War and Peas I felt a bit greedy when I treated myself to a new boat. But I couldn't resist, there was a sail on.
Monday, 5 May 2025

Good Time Freddie

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From War and Peas A good romance starts with trust, kindness, and mutual respect... A bad romance starts with RAH RAH AH AH AH! ...
Thursday, 7 November 2024

How To Cheer Up

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From War and Peas The man who discovered gluten intolerance has died. The family has requested no flours at the funeral.
Friday, 16 August 2024

The Life Of A Teenage Mantis 5

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From War and Peas
Thursday, 15 August 2024

The Life Of A Teenage Mantis 4

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From War and Peas
Wednesday, 14 August 2024

The Life Of A Teenage Mantis 3

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From War and Peas
Tuesday, 13 August 2024

The Life Of A Teenage Mantis 2

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From War and Peas
Monday, 12 August 2024

The Life Of A Teenage Mantis 1

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From War and Peas
Thursday, 11 July 2024

Climate Change - Pros and Cons

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From War and Peas Doctor: You've been bitten by a radioactive shark Me: So I'm going to get shark powers right Doctor: you n...
Friday, 2 February 2024

Another Vase, Another Victory

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From War and Peas I ran over an old lady's cat at the weekend. I asked her, "Can I replace it?" She replied, "I don't...
Sunday, 24 December 2023

House Entrance

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From War and Peas Please don't forget . . . . . . the scales get put back one stone tonight.
Thursday, 24 August 2023

Animal News

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From War and Peas I like to take the kids to the marsupial enclosure at feeding time in the evening. I think it's important to spend...
Thursday, 22 June 2023

Dog Date

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From War and Peas [sign outside butcher shop]: 'POLISH SAUSAGES – ASK US' Me: "Yes, I'm here about the sausage polishin...
Friday, 25 June 2021

A Job Is A Job

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From War and Peas
Thursday, 6 May 2021

Work Hard, Play Hard

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From War and Peas I don't mind going to work. But this eight hour wait to go back home is just bullshit!
Thursday, 25 March 2021

Exhausted

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From War and Peas I just noticed two large bumps on my car battery. I had them tested and one came back positive. I hope it's not te...
Friday, 22 January 2021

Playing The Long Game

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From smbc and while we're in the area . . . From War and Peas  
Sunday, 27 December 2020

Last Christmas

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From War and Peas
Friday, 3 January 2020

Bringer Of Life

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From War and Peas