Some Gags

From Loading Artist

From Bird and Moon If I've learned anything in my 23 years on earth, it's . . . . . . that it's okay to lie about your age.

From Dilbert From Dilbert Have you seen that old boy collecting trollies at Tesco? He must be pushing seventy odd.

From Loose Parts I just spilt stain remover on my trousers. How do I get that out?

From Wumo Ever since I became an archaeologist . . . . . . my career has been in ruins.

From The Other Coast When I was a child my parents played Madness and The Specials all day every day. It was horrendous. They Ska'd me f...

From smbc I had to choose an 8 character password... So I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

From Andertoons SEX AT 73 I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73. I'm so happy, because I live...

From Sunny Street I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night. I said, "This is my dad, Roger, and this is my twin bro...

From Speedbump

From smbc

From Dogs on the 4th

From smbc

From Buni Comic

  From Bizarro

​ Tom The Dancing Bug

  From JimBenton  

  From xkcd  

My new boss told me he expects me to be on call 24/7 but I don't really mind as July 24th is ages away.   My nose...