Some Gags

From Loose Parts How do you get a snake into Hogwarts? You tell it to slither in.

From Loading Artist What is a duck’s drug of choice? Quack How do you legalize Quack? Y...

From AThirdThing “Doctor, those pills you gave me are working well but they are making walk like a crab”. “...

From OffTheMark Why can keyboards never sleep? Because they have two shifts.

From Scott Johnston Cartoons What do humans and octopuses have in common? Two sets of forearms.

From Scott Metzger What kind of creature do you get when you mix a yak and a lion? A maney-yak.

From Andertoons I divorced my wife because she was too loud in bed. I could hear her from two houses down the street...

From Speedbump So let me get this straight. I go to the supermarket and buy some sliced ham wrapped in plastic, a...

From Bizarro Today at the park Saw a six foot tall pigeon Now that's a high coo!

From Buni Comic My mate took his Grandad to one of those fancy Health Spas where tiny little fish eat all the dead sk...

From GoodBearComics Him: I saw you walking your dogs yesterday. Her: They’re not my dogs, they’re my sister’s. H...

From OffTheMark I was recently diagnosed with attention something something.

From TheArgyleSweater I went out for a winter walk this morning and found a box of frozen fish on the pavement. ...

From Liz Climo Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? Because dogs can't whistle.

From Kendra Allenby I've finally saved up enough for solar panels. What's holding me back is that I...

From Dogs on the 4th What do you call a chicken that’s staring at a lettuce? Chicken Sees A Salad....

From Jonesy Why don’t owls like it when it rains? Because it’s too wet to woo.

From Bliss My sex change operation from male to female went really well. It was so successful, I'm still ...

From Spudtoons I bought a vegan friend a cookbook as a present. Unfortunately, he said that he couldn't accept i...

From OffTheMark Pets only like us because they have Stockholm Syndrome.