Some Gags

From Cyanide & Happiness After her son turned 10 years old his mother started to think that he looked a little strange so she did ...

Doctor: (handing me my new born baby) I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it. Me: (handing baby back to him) Bring me the one m...

From Liz Climo The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, "You have a cute baby." The smiling husband said, "I be...

From Dogs on the 4th I went to visit a friend at the hospital and the only parking spot was at the C section. I had to climb out of the car ...

From Faceless When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, ...

From The Perry Bible Fellowship My mate set me up on a blind date. He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something yo...

From JimBenton While driving home from the store yesterday evening my wife told me she wants another baby. I said, "That's won...

Why do native Americans hate snow? It's white and all over their land.

From The Argyle Sweater After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out...

From Reality Check How much "No More Tears" shampoo do you have to rub into a baby's eyes before it stops crying?

From Speedbump Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.

From BerkeleyMews I had a vasectomy so that my wife wouldn't get pregnant. But it turns out that all it does is change the colou...

From Skeleton Claw "How do you fancy having the best sex you ever dreamed of darling?" I asked the drop dead gorgeous young lady...

From Liz Climo What do you call a baby deer that can write with both front hooves? Bambidextrous

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