Some Gags

From Bliss My son: Dad, I’ve lost my dictionary. Me: Have you looked upstairs? My son: Dad! I can’t look ...

From Bliss My sex change operation from male to female went really well. It was so successful, I'm still ...

From Scott Metzger I managed to build a car entirely out of washing machine parts. Tomorrow, I'm taking it out for a spin.

From OffTheMark How come our cars have to be roadworthy when the roads don't have to be car worthy?

Wow, he's setting off early this year! My new car has a switch for pretty much everything. There's even one that says 'rear ...

From Work Chronicles My boss pulled up in his brand new Mercedes today and I couldn't help but admire it "Nice car", I said a...

From Wrong Hands

From Looks Good On Paper Q: Where do you weigh a pie? A: Somewhere over the rainbow!

From Speedbump Some girl has stolen my phone and keeps taking naked selfies of herself. It's getting out of hand, my photos backup file...

From The Argyle Sweater I just bought a sweet car online that was previously owned by Neil Diamond.

From Cyanide & Happiness 100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has a car and only the rich ...

From Faceless The missis has just come into the living room wearing a skimpy little nightie, fishnet stockings and high heels. She handed me...

From Dogs on the 4th I went to visit a friend at the hospital and the only parking spot was at the C section. I had to climb out of the car ...

From The Jenkins I heard they’re making an air freshener that is controlled by your mind. I know it sounds crazy but it makes scents whe...

From Bound and Gagged The man who invented the throat lozenge has passed away... There was no coffin at the funeral.

From smbc Did you hear about the first death caused by a self-driving car? The police didn't press charges because they couldn'...

From Faceless I bought a new deodorant stick today. The instructions said remove the wrapper and push up the bottom. I can hardly w...

From Buni Comic I booked a flight with Ryanair. They said, '£100 for a seat on an aisle or £10 for by the window', I said, 'By t...

From Dinos and Comics My car is in such poor condition the resale value goes up and down depending on how much petrol is in it.

From Bliss I was driving towards a village and, I'll admit it, I thought I was going a bit fast. But then one of those auto road signs ...