Some Gags

From Will McPhail Knock knock Who's there? Europe Europe who I'm not a poo

From OffTheMark Where do Russian birds sleep? In a commu-nest.

From OffTheMark I said to my doctor "I've got a problem with one of my ears". He said "Are you sure?" I ...

From Scott Metzger From Scott Metzger

From Bliss Ladies, if a guy: - remembers your birthday - knows what you enjoy - saves your pictures - harvests your data - keeps your passwo...

From Rhymes With Orange I'm not saying people in my area have bad teeth but . . . . . . one woman just smiled in Tesco and the barco...

From OffTheMark I got upset when I couldn't find any scissors to cut a coupon out of a newspaper. I was reduced to tears!

From OffTheMark I was given an invisibility suit for Christmas. I can't see myself wearing it though.

From Break of Day Santa played a round of golf this morning to help him relax before his big day and he hit a birdie. It was a partridg...

From Bliss I managed to get all my Christmas shopping done this morning. I hope that everyone likes Halloween costumes.

From Lucas Turn Bloom I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I shall make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan. I ...

From OffTheMark I ordered a mail-order bride. Unfortunately, I was out when she was delivered. So, now she's married to my neigh...

From Bliss An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The...

From Tom Gauld There's one kind of people in this world. Those who know about Schrödinger, and those who don't.

From Strange Brew I told the wife that I was planning on opening a theatre. She looked astonished and said, "Are you having me on?...

From StrangeTrek Not all heroes wear capes. Spiderman for example; Spiderman does not wear a cape.

From OffTheMark My biggest talent is that, I can always tell what's in a wrapped box. It's a gift.

From Half-Full My girlfriend's cat died so I bought her another one just like it. She was furious. "What am I going to do ...

From Scribbly G My boss collared me at work this morning. He said, "One of your team has complained about you. She says you never list...

From JimBenton Billy tells his nursery teacher he found a dead cat. "How did you know it was dead?" asks his teacher. "Becaus...