Some Gags

From Dogs on the 4th What do you call a chicken that’s staring at a lettuce? Chicken Sees A Salad....

From Buni Comic I am on a diet and my friend asked me how it's going. "Not good", I said, "I had e...

From Tim Rickard After kissing a girl on her sofa for a while she said, "let's take this upstairs". "Okay", I s...

From Leigh Rubin I said to my mate, "Did you know that 75% of men stick their fingers up their bum whilst in the shower? Do you know w...

From Dinos and Comics I saw a sign in a restaurant. "Chicken Dinner: £1.50" I went in and ordered one. The waiter brought me a pla...

From Bird and Moon What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights? A chicken.

From Mother Goose & Grimm (22nd of March 2007) I was walking along the street and this bloke kept trying to give me a chicken. I'm ...

From OffTheMark [in a US airport] "You can't take nail clippers on a plane, you might hijack it" [on a US street] "Why d...

From TheArgyleSweater I went to a bar last night to watch a Swedish pop duo sing a few songs, but when I arrived everyone else was leaving....

From Buni Comic I told my mum that WTF stands for Wow, That's Fantastic. Her texts a...

From White Outs Comics

From Liz Climo

From Official Pickles

From Bizarro

The Surreal McCoy

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From Waynovision Waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project. I know I did my part right, but I am worri...