Some Gags

From Cyanide & Happiness Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

From War and Peas A good romance starts with trust, kindness, and mutual respect... A bad romance starts with RAH RAH AH AH AH! ...

From Pardon My Planet I wondered why I was banned from dating sites for paying with Monopoly money. It turns out that it's not lega...