Some Gags

From OffTheMark I ordered a mail-order bride. Unfortunately, I was out when she was delivered. So, now she's married to my neigh...

From Reality Check A Traditional Family Christmas It wasn't until that first Christmas with your family that I realised how we all d...

From Bizarro From Waynovision I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up Pizza and Coke on the way back from work. But it seems sh...

From Dilbert I always get my pizza delivered. I don't understand why they're putting liver on pizza in the first place.

From Reality Check I'm waiting for some Elvis memorabilia to be delivered, but it's been held up in the depot (in the depoooooot). ...

From OffTheMark I just had a delivery guy from DPD knock on my door. He said "I've got a parcel for your next door neighbour"....

From Rhymes With Orange They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a kilometre away. That seems a bit far‑fetched to me.

From Loading Artist I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I should have cooked it on aloha setting.

I took some lovely pictures at the art gallery today, so if anybody wants to buy a slightly dented Picasso...   I'...

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