Some Gags

From AThirdThing “Doctor, those pills you gave me are working well but they are making walk like a crab”. “...

From JimBenton “Do you really have to lick the knife?” she asked frowning. “Sorry, force of habit!” I chuck...

From Slipshod Squiggles I walked into a fertility clinic. The nurse said, "I can already tell what your problem is....

From Buni Comic I’m sad to report my nan’s clothes horse has broken beyond repair after 60 years. It's the e...

From Twonk Comics After spending 20 minutes trying to get the wife’s bra off, I’ve given up. I wish that I’d never p...

From Speedbump The maternity ward at the hospital . . . . . . should really be called the emerge-ncy room.

From Buttersafe Most people think Frankenstein is the name of the monster. But, it's not. It's the name of the book.

If you boil a funny bone, you get a laughing stock. And that's humerus.

From War and Peas What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon

From Rhymes With Orange I confused my Scottish GP today . . . . . . by telling him I had knee problems.

From War and Peas My doctor says I should think about getting my stomach stapled. It's great that at my age he still believes I...

From The Jenkins Harry went to his doctor on Thursday to review his test results. The Doctor told him that he has both good news and bad ne...

From smbc My Grandma always used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." I don't know if that's true, or just...

From OffTheMark I said to my doctor "I've got a problem with one of my ears". He said "Are you sure?" I ...

From JimBenton Why did the archaeopteryx get the worm? Because it was an early bird.

From Chaz Hutton Me: Doctor, I've been having trouble with my memory, I keep forgetting things Doctor: Okay, how long has this been go...

From xkcd "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a supermarket." "How long have you fel...

From Chucklebros I asked the doctor for something to treat my thrush. He gave me a bag of mealworms.

From Tom Gauld I went to the doctor today because I was depressed as I kept finishing crosswords too quickly. He told me not to get 2 d...

From Moderately Confused Doctor: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Doctor: Yes Me: No