Some Gags

From GoodBearComics Him: I saw you walking your dogs yesterday. Her: They’re not my dogs, they’re my sister’s. H...

From OffTheMark I was recently diagnosed with attention something something.

From Liz Climo Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? Because dogs can't whistle.

From OffTheMark I just spent ages waxing my car. I’m still not quite sure how it gets so hairy.

From Bliss What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabradoodle.

A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many ...

From Reality Check I find it really embarrassing when guests visit my house and my dog sniffs their crotch. ...

From Rhymes With Orange Her name was Yoda A showgirl she was.   Brian Bilston

From HeyBuddy My friend and I watched five films on Netflix back-to-back. Luckily, I was the one facing the tv. ...

“Excuse me madam, can I smell your pussy?” “No, of course not.” “Oh, it must be your feet then.”

From Bliss I bought a mail order bride but I was out when she was delivered so now she’s married to the bloke next do...

From Andertoons From Andertoons From Andertoons From Rubes I’ve just been to a restaurant where they served roast pelican . . . . . . it was...

From The Argyle Sweater Top Tip It's pronounced "scone", not "scone".

From Leigh Rubin If trees produced Wi-Fi we'd be planting them everywhere. It's a shame they only produce oxygen and store carbo...

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger I have 11 New Year Resolutions... 1) Never make resolutions 2) Accept that life contains paradoxes ...

From Speedbump My wife bought me a bread making machine for Christmas. So far, I've made a baguette, a bloomer and a tiger loaf. ...

From OffTheMark When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of dogs and cats. This phenomenon is known as the m...

From Mark Lynch When I was in the pub, I overheard someone saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot wa...

From Monster Picnic I silently farted in bed last night and slowly lifted up the duvet. After a few seconds my wife shouted, "What is u...

From Bliss So, the Movember Moustache was finally shaved off this morning. I'm so happy . . . my wife was starting to look like Tom...