Some Gags

Wow, he's setting off early this year! My new car has a switch for pretty much everything. There's even one that says 'rear ...

From Speedbump Some girl has stolen my phone and keeps taking naked selfies of herself. It's getting out of hand, my photos backup file...

From Reality Check I passed my driving test even though I kept forgetting to use my rear view mirror and I haven't looked back since. ...

From Little Porpoise The Helpful Wife Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was...

From JimBenton While driving home from the store yesterday evening my wife told me she wants another baby. I said, "That's won...

From Cornered

I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. ...

From Cyanide & Happiness

  From JimBenton  

Letter to the editor in the Sydney Herald  Sun ... A Poem by Pam Ayres I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my car A Satnav is a ...

True (?) story reported by an English guy who was stopped and asked to give a breathalyzer test. The English guy lives near Le Bugue in th...

THREE SISTERS Three sisters aged 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath.. She puts her foot in and...

From xkcd