Some Gags

From Liniers Cartoon I bought my friends an elephant for their room. They said thank you. I said don't mention it.

From Mark Lynch I think elephants are over protected. But that's easy for me to say from my ivory tower.

From James Breakwell Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't notice. Call a girl fat once and she'll never forget. Be...

From Charlie Hankin My wife never forgets anything I say that upsets her. Over five years ago I mentioned in passing that she was getting f...

From Rhymes With Orange I have the memory of an elephant. I remember, this one time, I saw an elephant.

From Break of Day A woolly mammoth walks down the street. All of a sudden, a dozen elephants turn the corner, see the mammoth, run up to it...

From Bizarro From Waynovision I took my new girlfriend home to meet my parents. We had a lovely evening and after she'd gone, my dad le...

From Wrong Hands

From Wrong Hands

From Scott Metzger

From Sunny Street

From Bogart Creek

From Liz Climo

From College Humour

From Faceless

  From smbc  

 

From smbc

From Liz Climo A man was on holiday in Kenya. While he was walking through the bush, he came across an elephant standing with o...