Some Gags

From Buni Comic My mate took his Grandad to one of those fancy Health Spas where tiny little fish eat all the dead sk...

From TheArgyleSweater I went out for a winter walk this morning and found a box of frozen fish on the pavement. ...

From OffTheMark I'm playing cricket against my local fish & chip shop team later. Their fielders and bowlers aren't tha...

From Loading Artist The perfect crime would be murdering Where's Wally, because the police would never find the body.

From Buddy Gator My wife has just called and told me that she'll be home soon and wants fish for dinner. I'd better get my skat...

From Scott Johnston Cartoons I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down hills. Those were Goodyears! ...

From Andertoons I chatted up a gypsy last night. She asked me to go back to her place for a good time. She wasn't kidding. I...

From The Argyle Sweater I just bought a sweet car online that was previously owned by Neil Diamond.

From JimBenton How come fish smell? They spend their whole lives taking a bath.

From Looks Good On Paper I watched the Bad Habits final at the Olympics earlier today. It was nail-biting!

From War and Peas Doctor: You've been bitten by a radioactive shark Me: So I'm going to get shark powers right Doctor: you n...

From World of Engineering What colour is the wind? Blew

From Speedbump I am looking for someone to brush their teeth with me... I just found out that 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won...

From Foolish Mortals To find out your dolphin name simply lick your finger tips and rub a balloon.

From Speedbump

From Junk Drawer I popped into a department store yesterday and I learned that make-up assistants do not like it when you climb up on th...

From Loading Artist I used to be addicted to swimming. But, I'm very proud to say that I've been dry for six years.

From The Argyle Sweater What, again? You can't always be experiencing a higher volume of calls than normal. That's not how ...

From Andertoons The best thing about being a man is the ability to explain things you don't understand.

From Buni Comic A shark could swim faster than me. But, I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all c...