Some Gags

From Remi Lascault Why did the baker have brown hands? He needed a poo.

From OffTheMark I just spent ages waxing my car. I’m still not quite sure how it gets so hairy.

From Pardon My Planet I was in a restaurant when a waitress shouted "ANYONE KNOW CPR?" I said "Yeah I kno...

From Buni Comic I am on a diet and my friend asked me how it's going. "Not good", I said, "I had e...

Why is bread the body of Christ? Because he is risen.

From Bliss My Wife and I were recommended to try a sperm donor. So we did, but neither of us liked it. Next time we're sticking ...

From Buni Comic My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-...

From Rhymes With Orange Bananas make things around them ripen faster and this is why you never see a young greengrocer.

From Andertoons From Andertoons From Andertoons From Rubes I’ve just been to a restaurant where they served roast pelican . . . . . . it was...

From OffTheMark On her wedding night a bride says to her husband, "I must confess dear, I used to be a hooker". He says, ...

From Joseph Nowak Her: I'll have the salad, no nuts, please? Waiter: Of course, Me: It didn't say it had nuts. Her: I'm allergic...

From Loose Parts If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all those ACME products, why didn't he just buy himself dinner?

From OffTheMark They threw me out of the cinema yesterday for taking in my own food. But come on, the prices in the cinema foyer are far to...

From OffTheMark I'm playing cricket against my local fish & chip shop team later. Their fielders and bowlers aren't tha...

From Speedbump The best before date printed on food always ruins the surprise, There should be a spoiler alert.

From Rhymes With Orange I'm just getting my beach gear together and after all the eating I've done this winter I'm happy to...

From FoodBeast I spotted someone stealing something from the Apple Store. So new, I'm an iWitness.

"You have a reminder set for 5pm today," my phone said. "A reminder? What is it?" I asked. "It's a not...

From smbc I went to an Indian restaurant the other day and decided to try the toucan curry. The food was delicious but the bill was rid...

From Wrong Hands