Some Gags

From Twonk Comics A Scotsman, a Welshman and an Irishman enter a bar. The bartender says, “This doesn’t seem right, ...

From Twonk Comics One red card, two penalties, five goals, eleven minutes of extra time and a blood pressure too high to count. ...

From Jonesy The Three Musketeers Football Club have had some good r...

From smbc I was at a climbing centre the other day, but would you believe someone had stolen all the grips from the wall. Honestly, you...

From Four Eyes My wife left me yesterday because she said I was too addicted to football. I was devastated . . . I'd been with her ...

From At Random Comics 8pm - I get a text from my girlfriend: Me or football? 11pm - I text my girlfriend: You of course.

From Speedbump A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16year olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone...

 

Breaking News Rebecca Welch became the first woman to referee a match in the Premier League this afternoon when she officiated during the Fu...

From Cyanide & Happiness My wife has begun hinting that she wants something black and lacy for Christmas. So, I've bought her ...

I'd love nothing more than to go outside and commune with Mother Nature. But what can I do? It's out of my hands: Czech ...

From The Jenkins Transfer Deadline Day News Man City say they are looking to sign young Nigerian striker Untidi. According to t...

I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?" She replied to me, "Ammonia Cleaner...

My all time Croatia XI: Modrić Sandwić Sausić Feverpić Quiddić Sonofabić Wickedwić Glić Glić Glić Ostrić. With a...

A Manchester United fan goes into a travel agents and says, "I'm looking for a weekend away in England, but I don't know where...

From Bizarro

A man watching a football game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple.   "I don't know whether...

The Premier League has awarded the goal-line technology contract to Hawkeye; though the replay shows it should clearly have gone to their co...