Some Gags

From Bliss My son: Dad, I’ve lost my dictionary. Me: Have you looked upstairs? My son: Dad! I can’t look ...

From Monster Picnic Boss: This is the third time you've been late this week. Do you know what that means? Me: It...

From James Breakwell Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't notice. Call a girl fat once and she'll never forget. Be...

From Chaz Hutton Me: Doctor, I've been having trouble with my memory, I keep forgetting things Doctor: Okay, how long has this been go...

From Loading Artist Does anyone remember the name of the big bird in Sesame Street?

From Charlie Hankin My wife never forgets anything I say that upsets her. Over five years ago I mentioned in passing that she was getting f...

  From JimBenton The kids keep laughing about my memory. They won't be laughing at Christmas when there are no eggs under the tree.

From xkcd My wife left me because I'm too insecure. No wait, she's back. She just went to make a cup of tea.

From Wumo I hate people who force their opinions on others. And so should you!

From Rhymes With Orange I just took that new pill that completely erases short term memory. What was I thinking? From Mark Lynch