Some Gags

From Leigh Rubin I said to my mate, "Did you know that 75% of men stick their fingers up their bum whilst in the shower? Do you know w...

From Mother Goose & Grimm (22nd of March 2007) I was walking along the street and this bloke kept trying to give me a chicken. I'm ...

From OffTheMark [in a US airport] "You can't take nail clippers on a plane, you might hijack it" [on a US street] "Why d...

From TheArgyleSweater I went to a bar last night to watch a Swedish pop duo sing a few songs, but when I arrived everyone else was leaving....

  From Buni Comic

Si si Señor derdigo, Forti loris inaro, Demsnot loris demis trux, Fulov ensen geesen dux.

A Kansas farmer has a prize rooster he is very proud of. The rooster's quite a stud and sires many fine hens. One day the rooster decide...