Some Gags

From Faceless My girlfriend accused me of cheating on her... She's beginning to sound just like my wife!

From Reality Check I'm waiting for some Elvis memorabilia to be delivered, but it's been held up in the depot (in the depoooooot). ...

From JimBenton INSTRUCTOR: pull your shute! ME: my shoe? INSTRUCTOR: your parachute! ME: my pair of shoes? [later] CORONER: Where's hi...