Some Gags

From Andertoons I divorced my wife because she was too loud in bed. I could hear her from two houses down the street...

From Loose Parts My girlfriend told me that she slept with 5 people before we met. I usually wouldn’t mind, but I w...

From The Argyle Sweater From Mark Lynch Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled? His toga size went from L to XL.

From OffTheMark I need some advice here. I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for £40. Is that too dear?

From Twonk Comics Husband: I heard a rumour that the postman's slept with all the women on our street, except for one. Wife: I bet ...

From Faceless Scientists have discovered how much sleep the average person needs. Just 5 minutes more.

From Mark Lynch Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys? It's true; for example, when was the last time you ate a mo...

From Faceless How come, when a couple get divorced, the bloke has to pay his ex-wife a share of his future earnings but the woman doesn'...

From At Random Comics My wife's gone out for a night on the town with the girls. She's taken her wedding ring off and left it at hom...

From OffTheMark From Mark Lynch I'm having a garden sale this afternoon. I've got 3 trampolines, 6 patio chairs and 4 fence pane...

A guy sits down at a bar looking disconsolate. "Is everything okay?" the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fi...

From BerkeleyMews Just impressed a woman with a bottle of lemonade. I Schwepped her off her feet.

From Faceless My girlfriend accused me of cheating on her... She's beginning to sound just like my wife!

From Mother Goose & Grimm My dentist said to me "This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?" I said "Yes, I'm ready...

From Bliss I came home early from work last night to find my wife spread out naked on our bed breathlessly awaiting my sexual advances. ...

From BerkeleyMews I almost caught a bloke in bed with my missus last night, but he dived out the window as I burst into the bedroom. S...

From Faceless

From Bizarro

From Faceless

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