Some Gags

From Chaz Hutton Me: Doctor, I've been having trouble with my memory, I keep forgetting things Doctor: Okay, how long has this been go...

From Loading Artist Does anyone remember the name of the big bird in Sesame Street?

From Jonesy How much space did Brexit free up in the EU? 1GB

From Private Eye Last week I walked through the street, in one of my old neighbourhoods, where the houses are numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K...

From Charlie Hankin My wife never forgets anything I say that upsets her. Over five years ago I mentioned in passing that she was getting f...

From Liniers Cartoon A week of national rail strikes begins today. Train shortages, cancellations and travel chaos are expected to be unaff...

  From JimBenton The kids keep laughing about my memory. They won't be laughing at Christmas when there are no eggs under the tree.

From Rhymes With Orange I have the memory of an elephant. I remember, this one time, I saw an elephant.

From B Kliban Top Tip: To pay a homeopath, soak a fiver in a bucket of water and pay with a vial of that water containing a memory of m...

From Bound and Gagged I'm still a member of Constipation Club, even though I haven't been for ages.

I bet the Queen was disappointed to watch 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest', and find it wasn't about the time she flew ove...

From xkcd My wife left me because I'm too insecure. No wait, she's back. She just went to make a cup of tea.

From Dinos and Comics My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house. I told her it was because I thought Mark Zuckerberg might be lis...

My doctor: "You have a disease that causes memory loss" Me: "Is it contagious?" My doctor: "Is what contagi...

From Rhymes With Orange I just took that new pill that completely erases short term memory. What was I thinking? From Mark Lynch

From OffTheMark

From Bliss Do not let supermarket staff take your temperature by scanning your forehead, it actually erases your memory. I went in to Tesco...

From Real Life Adventures

The other day I was telling my therapist about how I always seem to misjudge situations, and he said to me "Are you going to buy tha...

From Scott Metzger