Some Gags

From The Argyle Sweater I bought a second-hand guitar from Adam Ant. He quoted he fifty quid, but said for an extra ...

From Buni Comic I just had an Adam Ant ice cream. Nothing special, just standard vanilla. ...

            There's a rumour going round that Spandau Ballet are going to re-rele...

From Twonk Comics I was in a taxi the other day and the driver asked, “Is it okay if I put some music on?” I responded, ...

From Bizarro From Waynovision I had to get my pet lizard some Valium as he has been a bit stressed out. Now he's a calmer, ...

From Leigh Rubin Elvis, my pet mouse, has just died. He was caught in a trap.

From Bizarro How do you turn a goose into a musician? You boil it until it's Bill Withers.

From AThirdThing I'm sick of hearing all those 1970s novelty songs that they play at my local holiday camp. So, this year I'm ...

From Andertoons Once you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both!

From Wrong Hands

From Scott Metzger From Scott Metzger

From Wrong Hands Interesting Fact Spandau Ballet only had one UK number one single. That is True...

From Leigh Rubin What kind of music do balloons really hate? Pop music.

From Twistwood Tales Which Icelandic singer was named after a city in England? Was it: A. Norwich B. York C. Leeds

From Bliss Country music is played all over the world because national anthems are country music.

From Break of Day I went into a new bakery today where all the cakes were 50p. On the counter I noticed one cake that cost £1.00. I asked th...

From Dark Side Of The Horse Today really has been a bit of a strange day! First, I found a hat full of money . . . . . . and then I...

From Reality Check I went to HMV earlier and asked the guy behind the counter if they had any Run DMC records. He said "Walk this ...