Some Gags

From At Random Comics Me: I need batteries so that I can tell what time it is. Friend: Is it for a clock? Me: I ...

From JimBenton I was going to nail a shelf to my wall, but then I thought . . . . . . screw it!

And then he rose from the dead? I can barely get out of bed for work! From smbc Could anyone help me with my Easte...

From OffTheMark My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Oxfam to g...

From Wumo My wife got confused and went to see a tree surgeon instead of a plastic surgeon. Mind you, she does have a very nice bush now. ...