Some Gags

From Scott Metzger

From smbc I've donated sperm so often that I get turned on by those plastic cups. Also, I'm banned from Tupperware parties....

From Barely Baked Beans "Why did you have sex with her?" "She was lying there naked; what was I supposed to do?" ...

From Speedbump It's another hot day so I've taken all my clothes off and opened all the windows. I feel so much better; alt...

From JimBenton I don't know the science behind it, but if you're totally naked and you want to feel even more naked all you hav...

From Speedbump Some girl has stolen my phone and keeps taking naked selfies of herself. It's getting out of hand, my photos backup file...

From Bizarro I accidentally sent a picture of me naked to everyone in my address book today. Not only was it really embarrassing, it co...

From Mark Lynch One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, to look it over. He grabb...

From LunarBaboon Yesterday it was so cold that I took my kitten into my bed with me. The poor thing was frozen. I thought I'd thaw a ...

From The Argyle Sweater I thought I spotted a German sausage flying past my window, but when I looked again I saw that it was just a seabir...

From Leigh Rubin I surprised my postman by going to the door completely naked this morning. I don't know which part shocked him the...

From Bizarro From Waynovision Jim: "I gave the postman a big shock today - I went to the door without any clothes on." Jack: ...

From Mark Lynch My wife was standing naked looking at herself in the mirror last night and asked, "What would you say is the best thin...

From The Jenkins 'Gymnasium' is an ancient Greek word meaning 'naked exercise' but try telling that to the receptionist at ...

From Speedbump Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?

The other day I was telling my therapist about how I always seem to misjudge situations, and he said to me "Are you going to buy tha...

From Speedbump

From Bizarro