Some Gags

From Jonesy Why don’t owls like it when it rains? Because it’s too wet to woo.

From Ben Chen Whenever anyone at the gym asks if I can spot them, I always reply 'Who said that?'  

From JimBenton A hunter kills and eats a bald eagle, and is arrested for violating the Endangered Species Act. He pleads guilty, and th...

From Wrong Hands The Tooth Fairy is a great way to introduce your kids to the concept that there's a clandestine but lucrative ma...

From Bird and Moon I found a badly injured owl so I tried to put it out of its misery. It took me almost three hours to wring its neck.

1. Just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore. 2. Bought a litre of Tipp-Ex yesterday. Huge mistake. 3. I've started a bu...

What's great about living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus. Just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore. Bought a lit...