Some Gags

From Dan Misdea I gave my friend an apple, and she told me she preferred pears . . . . . . so, I gave her another ap...

From The Daily Drawing Nelson was 5ft 6ins tall. His statue in Trafalgar Square is 17ft 4ins high. That's Horatio of  just over 3:1. ...

From Skeleton Claw So, the painters finished painting my home and they handed me the bill. I notice that by the paint it says £0.00. I say,...

From JimBenton I don't know the science behind it, but if you're totally naked and you want to feel even more naked all you hav...

From Strange Brew Apples are a lot like oranges. They're both fruit, they both grow on trees and you can't compare them to each...

From The Argyle Sweater First, they came for the mime artists, and I said something . . . . . . because I didn't want them to think...

From Tony Lopes We've just had a painter & decorator in to do some work. I got chatting to him and it turned out he's a British...

  From The Perry Bible Fellowship

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't li...