Some Gags

From GoatToSelf I'm not saying my New Year resolutions aren't going very well but I've just finished all my Easter eggs.

From Bizarro

Q. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? A. Aye matey.   Q. Where are average things built? A. In a satis...

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." ...

From PainTrain