Some Gags

From Remi Lascault Why did the baker have brown hands? He needed a poo.

From Will McPhail I Saw a Huge Seagull Today It was big enough to be a D Gull. But not quite big enough to be an Eagle.

From Cyanide & Happiness After her son turned 10 years old his mother started to think that he looked a little strange so she did ...

From Bound and Gagged The man who invented the throat lozenge has passed away... There was no coffin at the funeral.

From JimBenton Customer: I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese. Me: Sorry, we only take cash. Manager: Can I talk to you?

From Bliss I just asked the lady in the newsagents for a Double Decker. She disappeared for ages. Then she brought me three.

From Sunny Street I wonder if the guy who came up with the term 'One Hit Wonder' came up with any other phrases?

From Scribbly G It's true, you know, Foster's lager really does taste like piss. At least, the half-full can I found in the park thi...

From Buni Comic I booked a flight with Ryanair. They said, '£100 for a seat on an aisle or £10 for by the window', I said, 'By t...

From JimBenton I could never own a dog. I gag enough when I have to pick up my own pooh in the park.

Husband: "I've cleaned the bathroom." Wife: "Aw, thanks babe." Husband: "Remind me why we keep the toilet brush...

From Scribbly G