Some Gags

From Speedbump The best before date printed on food always ruins the surprise, There should be a spoiler alert.

From Dan Misdea A bald magician pulled a rabbit out of a hat. Then he put the rabbit right on top of his head and gently lowered the hat do...

From OffTheMark Why did the rabbit reject her boyfriend's marriage proposal? Because the ring wasn't 24 carrots

From OffTheMark I didn't make it to the gym today, which makes five years in a row.

From The Perry Bible Fellowship My mate set me up on a blind date. He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something yo...

  From Liz Climo Cop: "We found evidence – a raspberry beret outside the second-hand store" Forensic Technician: ...

From OffTheMark

From Liz Climo An elderly woman is going through some old boxes of clothes. She picks out one item, turns to her husband of forty years ...

From Moderately Confused A whale swims all day, only consumes fish and water, and is fat. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all ...

From JimBenton "What do we want?" "The end of religious brainwashing." "When do we want it?" ...

From Liz Climo The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune, but the chick peas can only hummus one.

From Liz Climo Ken Dodd said he wanted to leave a quilt on my floor. I said "Over my bed, Doddy".

From Sunny Street

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    From Imgur

What's great about living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus. Just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore. Bought a lit...

From Get Fuzzy

From smbc

From The Perry Bible Fellowship