Some Gags

From Buni Comic My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-...

From Barely Baked Beans "Why did you have sex with her?" "She was lying there naked; what was I supposed to do?" ...

From Monster Picnic I silently farted in bed last night and slowly lifted up the duvet. After a few seconds my wife shouted, "What is u...

From Moderately Confused Doctor: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Doctor: Yes Me: No

From Mark Lynch My ex-girlfriend used to head butt me in the face whenever she had an orgasm. I didn't mind too much until I found ...

From Scribbly G The guy next door spent all his money on a sex change. Now he hasn't got a sausage.

From Mark Lynch My wife says she loves to be wooed so now whenever we have date night I have to dress up as a ghost.

From Joseph Nowak Our budgerigar got out of its cage a couple of months ago and had sex with our dog. If anyone is interested, we have a ba...

From Wawawiwa Comics The average person has sex 89 times a year. Sounds like I'm set to have a spectacular weekend.

From Jon Adams / Cityclops One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon....

From The Perry Bible Fellowship My mate set me up on a blind date. He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something yo...

From Faceless My girlfriend accused me of cheating on her... She's beginning to sound just like my wife!

From Truth Facts Sorry I said "nice phone" when you showed me a photo of your baby.

From Liniers Cartoon They say that sex is the best form of exercise there is. Correct me if I'm wrong, but how is two minutes and f...

From Death Bulge I invented time travel and killed my grandfather to see whether I would be born. It's the worst way to find out th...

From Monster Picnic My wife loves doggy style. I sit up and beg. She rolls over and plays dead.

From The Argyle Sweater I have two mistresses. One for penetrative sex first thing in the morning, and one fellator.

From GobSmackedComic I'm celibate by choice. Not my choice; everybody else's.

From Bizarro From Waynovision I said to my mate "Do you think it's ever ok to have sex with an animal?" He said "Whi...

From Andertoons SEX AT 73 I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73. I'm so happy, because I live...