Some Gags

F ro m LunarBaboon A guy is picking up his kids at school when he sees another kid and says loudly, "oh wow, what an ugly kid!" T...

From Rhymes With Orange I just bought two pints of milk from Aldi. It was an impulse buy. I only went in for a trombone, a wet suit ...

From Jon Adams / Cityclops Don't forget to buy enough food for 27 days today as the shops will be shut for 48 hours over Christmas.

On Christmas Eve last year I told my wife I was popping to the shops. She said, "While you're there, can you get ...

From Buni Comic 'Tis the season where we say 'tis instead of it's.

From Bliss I managed to get all my Christmas shopping done this morning. I hope that everyone likes Halloween costumes.

From Rhymes With Orange I went to the shop the other day to buy half a dozen cans of Sprite. It was only when I got home that I realised tha...

From Looks Good On Paper Just 2 more sleeps until blokes start shopping for that perfect gift.

From OffTheMark   I've been paying £3 a month to the Cats Protection League for over a year. I missed the payment last week and the...

From Farcus A husband in the shower calls to his wife, "I can't find the shampoo, where is it?" His wife replies, "It...

From Rhymes With Orange They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a kilometre away. That seems a bit far‑fetched to me.

From System 32 Comics [shopping] Girlfriend: "Babe, I really love these shoes but I left my purse at home" Me: "How much are...

From Faceless A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the shop. They gave me another one free...

From JimBenton I was shopping in Tesco the other day and there was a weird looking child running around the place like a lunatic. So, I sai...

From xkcd From Pearls Before Swine Are we purchasing school clothes or more alcohol in August? Just asking for a friend.

I can't wait for the non-essential shops to reopen. I've got loads of non-essential shopping that I really don't need to...

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From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger From Rhymes With Orange

From Wrong Hands

From TheArgyleSweater Sadly we've lost some of our local businesses recently. The bra shop has gone bust, the wat...