Some Gags

From smbc I got really emotional at the petrol pump this morning. I don't know why but I just started fil...

From smbc What do you call a group of trans-female superheroes? Ex-Men!

From smbc I’ve just had a letter delivered confirming that I have secured a job with the Royal Mail. I start las...

From smbc It blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 4.67 billion miles away, but I lose the wi...

From smbc I’m not saying I’m old but when I was a kid if someone said they were on the Spectrum it meant they’d...

From smbc I've donated sperm so often that I get turned on by those plastic cups. Also, I'm banned from Tupperware parties....

From smbc I was at a climbing centre the other day, but would you believe someone had stolen all the grips from the wall. Honestly, you...

From smbc I think solar power is the future. But I don't think that it will happen overnight.

From smbc I'm absolutely gutted. Kajagoogoo tickets just went on sale for £30 but I've only got £28.

From smbc My in-laws couldn't cope when their cat unexpectedly had 9 kittens, so my wife told me to put them in a sack and throw them i...

From smbc Apparently, it's no longer politically-correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic ...

From smbc Once there was a fire at a voodoo doll factory and 10,000 people died.

From smbc What time is it when you see a cow laying in a field? Pasture bedtime!

From smbc My Grandma always used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." I don't know if that's true, or just...

From smbc I went to an Indian restaurant the other day and decided to try the toucan curry. The food was delicious but the bill was rid...

From smbc My wife was sad so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, it doesn't work both ways.

From smbc The secret to happiness is not comparing yourself to others and I think I'm better at that than most people.

From smbc Doctor: "You're completely blind" Me: "What are you saying?" Doctor: "April Fools lol you're actu...

From smbc I'm attending my first class in binary later today, 'Binary 101'. Which means I've missed the first four less...

From smbc My first wife left me because of my obsession with clickbait and you won't believe what happened next.