Some Gags

From The Argyle Sweater My dentist asked me how long it had been since I flossed I said “you should know that, you w...

From Break of Day For Valentine's Day my wife said she wanted to be wooed so I booked us two tickets on a ghost train.

From Safely Endangered Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!

From Dogs on the 4th I recently took my beginner apiarist exams. I got a B.

From Scott Johnston Cartoons It's been three months since I sent my hearing aid away for repair. I've heard nothing since. ...

From Little Porpoise The Helpful Wife Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was...

From OffTheMark I just killed a huge spider running across the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big the spider is, no one steal...

From Speedbump What do you call a spider with 20 eyes? Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider

From Safely Endangered Nowadays when people die of consumption it's more likely to mean diabetes than TB

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From Bizarro

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time..... I had a...