Some Gags

  From Cyanide & Happiness My wife said to me "If I ever get Alzheimer's I would commit suicide rather than burdening you wit...

From War and Peas I just noticed two large bumps on my car battery. I had them tested and one came back positive. I hope it's not te...

               

   

From Cyanide & Happiness

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, do ye hae ony books on suicide?' To which...

Cyanide & Happiness

From Bizarro

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time..... I had a...